快递柜前的拆盲盒翻车 A Blind-Box Mishap at the Delivery Locker

第五篇快递柜前的拆盲盒翻车
Dì wǔ piān Kuàidì guì qián de chāi mánghé fānchē
Article 5: A Blind-Box Mishap at the Delivery Locker

传送到地面以后，M和Y来到小区快递柜前，遇到了兴奋的苏瑶。
Chuánsòng dào dìmiàn yǐhòu, M hé Y lái dào xiǎoqū kuàidì guì qián, yù dào le xīngfèn de Sū Yáo.
After teleporting to the surface, M and Y arrive at the neighborhood delivery lockers and meet excited Su Yao.
S说：“我的快递到了！你挖了包裹，正好帮我拿！”
S shuō: “Wǒ de kuàidì dào le! Nǐ wā le bāoguǒ, zhènghǎo bāng wǒ ná!”
S says, “My delivery has arrived! You dug up packages, so you can help me get it!”
M一边扫码，一边问：“收货人不是你啊？这个名字是谁？”
M yìbiān sǎomǎ, yìbiān wèn: “Shōuhuòrén bú shì nǐ a? Zhège míngzi shì shéi?”
While scanning the code, M asks, “The recipient is not you? Whose name is this?”
S笑着回答：“我用了化名‘迪丽冷巴’，快取出来！”
S xiàozhe huídá: “Wǒ yòng le huàmíng ‘Dílì Lěngbā’, kuài qǔ chū lái!”
S answers with a smile, “I used the alias ‘Dili Lengba.’ Take it out quickly!”
M取出一个巨大的箱子，累得直喘气。他问：“你买了什么？这么重！”
M qǔ chū yí ge jùdà de xiāngzi, lèi de zhí chuǎnqì. Tā wèn: “Nǐ mǎi le shénme? Zhème zhòng!”
M takes out a huge box and pants from exhaustion. He asks, “What did you buy? It is so heavy!”
S拆开包裹，里面竟然是一面等身镜子。她想在旅行前瘦下来。
S chāikāi bāoguǒ, lǐmiàn jìngrán shì yí miàn děngshēn jìngzi. Tā xiǎng zài lǚxíng qián shòu xiàlái.
S opens the package, and surprisingly it contains a full-length mirror. She wants to lose weight before traveling.
M累瘫了，说：“你瘦下来，我的钱包瘦下去了。这个能退货吗？”
M lèi tān le, shuō: “Nǐ shòu xiàlái, wǒ de qiánbāo shòu xiàqù le. Zhège néng tuìhuò ma?”
M collapses and says, “You may lose weight, but my wallet has lost weight. Can we return this?”
S看手机后摇头：“退货要自己付运费，运费比镜子还贵！”
S kàn shǒujī hòu yáotóu: “Tuìhuò yào zìjǐ fù yùnfèi, yùnfèi bǐ jìngzi hái guì!”
S checks her phone and shakes her head: “We must pay the shipping fee for a return, and it costs more than the mirror!”
这时镜子倒地摔碎了。S尖叫：“我的镜子！”M说：“现在不用退货了，直接收货废品。”
Zhè shí jìngzi dǎodì shuāi suì le. S jiānjiào: “Wǒ de jìngzi!” M shuō: “Xiànzài bú yòng tuìhuò le, zhíjiē shōuhuò fèipǐn.”
The mirror falls and breaks. S screams, “My mirror!” M says, “Now we do not need to return it; we can just receive it as scrap.”
S捡起碎片问：“魔镜魔镜，谁是世界上最帅的快递员？”M无语地回答：“我。”
S jiǎn qǐ suìpiàn wèn: “Mójìng mójìng, shéi shì shìjiè shàng zuì shuài de kuàidìyuán?” M wúyǔ de huídá: “Wǒ.”
S picks up a shard and asks, “Mirror, mirror, who is the most handsome delivery worker in the world?” M answers speechlessly, “Me.”
生词 Vocabulary

中文 Chinese	拼音 Pinyin	英文 English
快递柜	kuàidì guì	delivery locker
化名	huàmíng	alias
等身镜子	děngshēn jìngzi	full-length mirror
运费	yùnfèi	shipping fee
碎片	suìpiàn	shard / fragment